Thank you, mum
Your rascal son
Has seen the error of his ways
I stole your purse and smashed the crocks
You done my trousers washed my socks
Dragged me screaming to the doc's
Drink your medicine, chicken pox
Put your toys back in their box
Didn't mean it
Thank you, mum

Thank you, mum
Your naughty boy
Will do his best to make amends
I hurt you merely to amuse
You wiped my nose and cleaned my shoes
Put witch-hazel on my bruise
Have you done your number twos?
Mind you watch your P's and Q's
Got a fiver?
Thank you, mum

Thank you, mum
You dear old girl
Through thick and thin you knit and purl
There isn't any better mum
Than my mum in this whole world

1. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Razzle In My Pocket
2. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - This Is What We Find
3. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Reasons To Be Cheerful
4. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - What A Waste!
5. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
6. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - You'll See Glimpses
7. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Common As Muck
8. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
9. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
10. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Apples
11. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler
12. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Bed O' Roses No. 9
13. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Billericay Dickie
14. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Fucking Ada
15. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Huffety Puff
16. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Thank You Mum
17. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - The Call Up
18. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - The Roadette Song
19. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Two Old Dogs Without A Name
20. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Uncooloho
21. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Uneasy Sunny Day Hotsy Totsy
22. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Waiting For Your Taxi
23. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Wake Up And Make Love With Me
24. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - You're More Than Fair
25. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - You're My Inspiration
26. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - You're The Why
27. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Your Horoscope
28. Ian Dury And The Blockheads - Blackmail Man